Mormon Madness and major funnies

So back at school. Ye buddy. Feel my excitement. While I have been here I have had a tent building competition (the girls beat the boys FYI), made dutch oven desserts in the gardens (YEA BABEH) and practically thrown my stats book out the window of my apartment. BIG SURPRISE. HECK whenever I tell people I have to take stats for my major they are SHOCKED I have to take a math class for my major. YOU AND ME BOTH PEOPLE! I swear I think my professors just hate us. Thought they would give us a little extra brain work just for the heck of it. Another major laugh:someone yesterday told me that he always figured that people in my major were taught how to speak to deer. NEWSFLASH: we are taught how to speak to SQUIRRELS! Keep up man. Why do you think there are so many squirrels at state and national parks? geeeze One more thought before I go up to my stats class: are the men on campus in a secret chivalry competition? I think they are. Yesterday as I was walking out a building a dude literally GRABBED A DOOR OUT OF MY HAND to "hold it open for me". Don't get me wrong, it's nice and all but come on man, you can win the award in other ways than stealing a door from me. It is just rude. :P but good luck getting your secret trophy. Now it is time for stats. If i never blog again it is becuase I died from math over load. PEACE PARTY PEOPLE

Camping ideas

So....I went camping for a week with the fam. It was actually quite fun. BUT while we were at crater lake here were some thoughts I had. Why is it that all national parks have the campsites soooooooo far away from the actual attraction? It's just WRONG. But THEN I realized that at crater lake...the sides are so steepif you DID camp on the side of the lake you would just be chillin and then suddenly "oh there goes ronnie off the side of the edge. His life was nice while it lasted." That would be TRAGIC. (tragicly funny) So I think everyone who camps up there should where harnesses at ALL TIMES! just walk around camp with a harness around you waist. It would be kinda hard to go to the bathroom and sleep though.... ALSO everyone would get tangled up with eachothers harness ropes! So it would be like "oh hey stranger. Nice to get stuck with you..AGAIN" And that gave me a GREAT IDEA! A CAMP FOR SINGLE PEOPLE! you get stuck with someone else when the ropes tangle and you get to know them! Genious right? I thought so but my dad thought if you kept getting stuck with someone you didn't get along with...they might just whip out a knife and cut your harness. One bad stumble and adios pal. So NOW it has evolved to a SINGLES SURVIOVR CAMP! yeah? I think it would be great. The whole goal could be working together with people and if you work well you are granted a knife to decide if you want to cut some one off. literally. (i mean obviously there would eb a net on the side of the cliff. deaths are just not okay) It brings a whole new meaning to the show survior! and the last two ppl remaining might actually like date or something if ya know...if the gender ratio works out that way. Aren't my mind fantasies just awesome? I thought I would share it with you another thing: MY BROTHER STOLE MY PILLOW IN HIS SLEEP WHILE WE WERE CAMPING! that is just rude. a pillow is sacred territory man. like seriously. You just don't take another person's pillow. the end. So now I am at school living with one of my favorite ppl EVER and my laptop is broken so I am posting this on a library computer. shhhhhhh! PEACE PEEPSIES! I gots dinner to make

summer...

So...it has been a while. sorry :( oooops so here are some tidbits I feel like sharing

1. So on our car ride home I told my parents that my room mate's grandparents own a steak farm...they won't ever let me forget that and the image they get of someone planting steaks in the ground...

2.Someone I know told me my face book status' always seem so real. that made me smile.  And it suddenly made sense why someone I only kind of knew kept liking my status'.

3.A random guy at a church thing complemented my white calves. not only is that weird but I feel awkward that some dude is looking at my legs.

4. I sneezed so loud at one point it sounded like a bomb.  And the whole chapel jumped in their seats. ooops. And yes rocklin 6th ward the sneezer was ME. I confess :)

5.Having no job while being home has made me very bored..so bored I enjoyed weeding the garden. I think something is wrong with me.  I also thoroughly enjoyed washing my car yesterday...

6.My brother and I have decided that there must be toilet bandits running Amuck in town..because someone confronted me about a toilet they found on their lawn? WEIRD.  I must wonder where the toilet came from?  So there must be toilet bandits coming at stealing toilets straight out of your house! hopefully someone isn't on them when it happens...nasteh

7. I got 2nd degree burns on my thumb from making mac and cheese while baby sitting...mean while the kids I was baby sitting were still demanding for lunch.  Fun stuff

8. My mom who I INHERITED my stark white skin from has decided my skin is too white for me to go out in public...so to get her to stop riding me i got this weird skin lotion that gradually makes your skin look tan that she claimed worked?  all I got from THAT was the left side of my right calf looking orange. thanks mom.  I preferred my vampire look.  It helps me to match...snow ;)

so that is my summer :) enjoy the sun, ignore the crazy blond chick going insane with nothing to do and PEACE

my life is...

so...it's been a while.  oops.  so for starters a few weeks ago tHE LAST HARRY POTTER MOVIE CAME OUT!
personally...I think it would be cool if the movie came out today..on july 31st because it is Harry's 31st birthday (HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARRY!)  but today is a sunday and movies just do not come out on sundays. laaaaaaaaame.  The movie however was quite AMAZING! I saw the midnight showing OF COURSE...all by my loesome even becuase no one would go with me.  but it was worth it.  I was cheering, laughing, and drooling over the movie.  it was amazing.  of course it was diffrent then book...but i went in there telling myself i would not compare them too much so instead of coming out unhappy I came our very happy!

a week after HP came out was finals. laaaaame.  finals suck.  yet i guess i dominated at them or something becuase I have a pretty good GPA now.  which is always nice.  and very nice I am now done going to child lit class because that class room is a giant ICE BOX!  i felt so weird carrying a sweatshirt to class with me everytime...but i always wore it in there.  i wore it in my history class too i guess...but i didnt mind so much because it was interesting and not a total snore so worth the frozen body. sorta.

after finals i learned that river tubing + robyn=not so good.  i dont know why but even thought i kept being told how to steer the dang thing i just couldnt figure it out!  as soon as we hit rapids...faster than you could say "water" i was far behind the group and dumped out of my ttube over a rock and fighting with the current so i could get back in my tube! dosent that sound fun?  welcome to the world of robyn


now:HOME FREE! filled with me trying to force green beans down my brothers throat while he shouts *while his mouth is full mind you* "i am not a garbage disposal!" and me just chillin'..or should i say bakin in cali?  i would say bake. i forgot how HAWT it gets here. oh mama!

so that is allll you missed!  why rapids are rude and harmful, why harry potter rocks and why i am the weird college student who carries a sweatshirt around in the middle of july.
PEACE SUMMA fOLKS

super sneeze

so, it is llergy season which means what? ROBYN SNEEZES A TON! And, if you know me (and i have no clue why any complete stranger would bother to read my blog) you would know I sneeze SUPER loud.  Here is what has happened thanks to my sneeze over the past month:
1. My sneeze has echoed around my bedroom on numerous occasions and made my bed make a weird ringing noise
2. My history teacher literally took a step back from shock, the whole class sat silence stunned s my sneeze echoed around the room
3. I have caused everyone in a sunday school class to look at me funny and stop talking mid sentence
4. I have efficiently scared my self because of my sneezes
5. this didn't happen this month, but last fall the bishop said "bless you" over the pulpit.

Aren't my sneezes special?  More like obnoxiously loud but still

PS: I THINK I MIGHT HAVE GOT A TAN! this is super exciting since i have stark white skin and the last time I was in a bathing suit people were calling me dracula

On an unusually serious note:  Do you ever feel like you have some greater purpose in life?  Like you are not living up to your potential and one day in life you are going to make a big differance?  Like your potential is just waiting to bloom?  Because I have felt that way every day of my life and am just waiting for that feeling to go away and for me to realize what it is that I have felt my whole life I am building up to.  Because the tension is nauseating and I would like to be done with it.  end of story.

on my usual less serious note:  It was brough to my attention today that my brief opinion on movies/ books is "funny"?  I am not so sure but I feel like sharing them.

The voyage of the Dawn treader -movie vs. book:  The movie added an element of the green mist so that the climax is actually there and made a story I already loved more interesting in a style so much in the fashion of C.S. Lewis I had to rack my brain to remember it was not in the book.  Whereas in the book there are a bunch of cool short stories, then suddenly they are at the end of the world and aslan is a lamb.  woo buddy great climax.

Romeo and Juliet: I realize that this play is a classic by the genius Shakesphere.  I get it, but who can DENY how CHEESEY the play is? "I just met you but I cant live without you?"  is just lame.  i mean they met each other just a few days before, but fall in love and kill themselves over each others alleged or real deaths because they CANT LIVE without each other? talk about the first soap opera this world has known of. super cheese.  end of story.

Post Grad: i just watched it with my room mate.  she did not find it funny while i was laughing histerically.  a crazy family complete with a woman trying out coffins before she dies, a boy who licks other people and a coffin made into a derby car?  it makes my nutso family seem normal.  

hmm another movie i rant on a lot...nacho libre: a fat man in spandex? no thank you.  it's gross.  end of story.

so that would be the end of the late night robyn movie rants. lol.  sorry if i offended any one. especially with romeo and juliet.

So...a week ago was my 19th birthday.  I don't really feel any older or wiser.  Maybe it's because it's a hump year birthday.  Between to bigger birthdays.  I am not really sure.  What I am sure is I have never gotten so many packages in the mail before.  Note to self: if there is any time to be depressed it is right before your birthday.  Why?  BECAUSE EVERYONE BOOSTS YOUR EGO! not that i was depressed...i just had that        

random thought.  along with the thought neon socks are super cool and i now have enough sugar to feed an army.

DEAR WORLD: just because I am skinny does NOT mean i can eat as much sugar as i please.  so i would like it if you would stop tempting me by giving it to me all the time. 

wind is lovely.  the other day I was walking around campus and the wind was rippling through my hair perfectly.  I felt like I was in a shampoo commercial.  I have always wanted to be in a shampoo commercial :)  yay for my imaginary ten mins of fame.

SO THATS ALL!  this is what happens when I am tired and feel lame for doing nothing on my Friday night.  Aren't I cool?  hahah how about NOT.

PEACE

Random thoughts

Ever since memorial day weekend my beloved room mates have been acting like old farts.  They each have both in been in bed by 10:40 at the latest every night.  They need walkers. seriously.  Somehow going home aged them ;)

It is june an all around the west coast it is COLD!  we had nice weather yesterday but it quickly retreated like a dog with it's tail between its legs.  REMIND ME WHY HIPPIES THINK THERE IS SUCH THING AS GLOBAL WARMING?  i mean seriously.  Al Gore must be feeling really stupid right now.  And please don't just pick up the global cooling theory right now becuase i wish the hippies would stop being so fickle. yes we should stop polluting but no pollution is not why the weather is bi poloar.  it is becuase the weather is like a teen ager.  it is moody and cant decide what it is feeling.  *END OF ROBYN'S RANT ON WEATHER/GLOBAL WARMING*

 Is it just me or is the IDEA of funerals more exciting than weddings?  They have a dead guy in a coffin where people weep over then and claim how awesome they were.  There is food and a color theme!(black)  Becuase my family thinks it's weird that I have been planning my funeral for the past 2 years instead of a wedding(my dad claims that's what girls my age should be planning).  Weddings are so cliche'!  You have the wedding colors, a cake you shove in someones face and some lame music no one dances to while people admire the several hundred dollar ress the bride is wearing she will never wear again.  Funerals are interesting becuase of the CORPSE element.  And the fact it is your last party above ground.  even if you are just the dead center piece.   My dad thinks I should join the two and marry a corpse.  There was already a movie called the corpse bride,  i don't think my life shoul be called the corpse groom.  thats all i have to say about that.

I swear my room mates are out to get me an they don't even know it.  One of them burnt my kitchen towel beyond use, and the other one broke one of my kitchen plates.  I love them dearly but I seriously wonder WHAT IS NEXT?  My shoes? ( I hope not.  I love my shoes.  Theysa cute)

AND THAT END MY RANDOM THOUGHTS/RANTS!  I hope I didn't offend anyone...
p.s.:IF YOU THINK A DINO PACK IS COOLER THAN A WOLF PACK RAWR AT ME!