OFFICE SUPPLY CHRISTMAS!

being the boring office worker In a cubicle I am...The highlight of my past few days was when I got a trash can for my cubicle! I named her roaxanne becuase she's purrrrty.  and it just suited her.  so that is my highlight.  getting a trash can! BUT IT IS SO EXCITING YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!  The person I share a cubicle with, we also got a purple mouse pad, a pencil holder and a tape dispenser!  although I still am the most excited about the trash can.  I must say. 

As a random after thought that has nothing to do with my beatuiful roxanne: yesterday I splurged and bought what I have been eyeing the past few months whenever I went grocery shopping at school : A PINEAPPLE, V8 FUSION JUICE, and gum that costs more than a dollar!  I feel like i am living the HIGH LIFE!  its very exciting for me.  Plus it's better i bought my healthy snacks instead of the toll house cookies that were staring me in the face when I walked in the store.  If they had voices i think they would have been screaming "ROBYN EAT ME EAT ME!"  So I walked as fast as I could to the produce aisle.  faster than you can say quidittch i did! ( i think i mispelled the holy word!  i feel like a horrid HP fanatic) 

So yeah: this is my exciting life now.  where i get excited over trash cans.  but for REALS IT IS EXCITING!  I don't have to get up out of my chair to walk to another trash can just to throw away a wrapper or a crumpled up sticky note in a trash can like 8 feet away! it's a pain.  so this is my tribute of happiness towards roaxanne.  She's a beauty
so thats it for now.
PEACE

So apparently I should do Stand Up?

I don't really understand why but my mom decided on wednesday that I should do stand up and just describe my day.  Becuase apparently the way I describe things is hillarious.  I guess so since she was laughing histerically when I was telling her about my trip to the DENTIST of all places.  So here is the cyber version pretty much of what made her laugh so hard.  If it's not as funny online I am sorry.  But lets see.

So I went to the dentist to get my teeth cleaned on wednesday.  Well actually I went on MONDAY first becuase they called to remind me and said it was on monday.  I guess the person calling forgot that she and everyone else in the office had the day OFF (yay for them!) becuase it was MLK jr. day. so i showed up and there was NOBODY in sight except the lawn mower guy who apparently decided eating brunch on the curb and staring at me like I was an alien was much more interesting then mowing the lawn.  Which is why I ended up going to the Dentist on WEDNESDAY!
   Which brings us to part two of my experience!  It turned out that my appointment was on tuseday but I did not know (OBVIOUSLY) so when I went to my new appointment on Wednesday I got a different dental hygenist than usual.  Which in my opinion was cuase to give a silent HOORAY! becuase i always think of her as the mean blonde lady.  Although frankly I can not blame her becuase I suck at flossing my teeth.  This new lady I could tell usually works on children becuase I got to wear SHNAZZY SHNAZZY sunglasses to protect my eyes from the lamp! I also had everything explained to me as how i could take better care of my teeth.  the HIGHLIGHT of the visit though was when I she gave me floride and I was able to choose from: MINT, CHERRY or (here's the biggy) MANGO! I usually get the nasty non flavored one and thats that. yipee skippy.  so i guess that was my dentist experience. YIPEE

random thoughts:
I love socks.  they are so snuggly on my feet! even better are FUZZY socks!  my feet are in warm snuggly clouds! well for a few months untill I wear them to much and I have to give a sad funeral over the trash can for my no longer fuzzy socks :(

During the winter how much of what we THINK we see of people is just layers and layers of clothing?  I mean I am hesitant to buy a new pair of pants during the winter becuase I am ALWAYS wearing long johns or leggings under my pants during the winter.  they are a part of my skin! my poor leggies never see LIGHT in the winter! poor legs.

I LOVE COOKIES! that is all

so these are my VERY random thoughts and my trip to the dentist!
PEACE

a weird hobby maybe?

I have decided I need to take up a new and possibly obscure hobby.  If you know me well then you would know I love life to be random (sometimes) and a little on the strange side.  Since I got home life has just been so...NORMAL.  I just need some random hobby to spice things up a bit!  maybe randomly dressing up into strange characters and walking around town to see what people would say.  nothing rude or crude though.  I do not like to ruin my reputation as "the innocent girl" here.  plus I guess i am rather innocent and I LIKE it that way!

I KNOW!  I love all things super hero maybe i will randomly dress up as some weird superhero just for kicks and GIGGLE!  No clue what my super power would be.  Maybe sneezing?  I have been told I sneeze really loud.  For real.  The bishop once said "Bless you" to me over the pulpit one time because I sneezed so loud.  Or maybe i could just talk people into boredom?  beats me.  lol.  not that I actually want to FIGHT crime, it just sounds fun to dress like someone who would.  bah this is what I get for watching "The incredibles" with my 2 year old cousin while baby sitting tonight.  hahahaha! but seriously...I need a hobby.  I am dying from NORMALCY.  Which is weird because anyone who knows me knows my family is NOT normal.  But that is it I m dying of normalcy.  this is part of the reason I think I should hang a disco ball in my cubicle at work.  partially.  because it's out of the ordinary.  And i love seeing peoples reactions when I suggest such an "AUDACITY" HAHAHAHAHA!

Okay I am going to bed now like a normal boring person would.  peace out.  and if you have any spectacular ideas SHARE THEM! tee hee

random thoughts or "robyn-isms"

I have a gimp in my walk becuase my left leg decided to rebel against me or something.  So I have decided that I will slowly yet surely start dressing up like an old lady!First it will start with a cane to help me with my gimp, but it will be a SHNAZZY cane! I am thinking maybe the head of the cane will look like the the bird on the marry poppins umbrella!  it would be LEGIT if it could TALK to me as well! and then i will just start dressing like a old lady( but with style aka purple daisy button up shirts instead of granny sweaters.  and neon elastic band pants)  becuase i think it sounds cool

Apparently saying"BAM" while bearing your testimony at church and giving a thumbs up is crazy enough my mom said she wished she video taped it.  Don't know\how i feel about that...

WARNING: If you are a generally pleasant teenager the second you show and "attitude" your mom will start giggling hysterically because she thinks it is funny to see you give her some "TUDE" which is a bit irking if you ask me.  Funny bur it irks me

that is it for now so
PEACE

please stop acting like you understand what I am going through

this is my "serious post" AKA i am too dang lazy to dig my journal out of my boxes and write these thoughts here.  Sorry it's not so fun and fluffy.
No one truly understands what people are going through-except for Jesus of course!
But I have recently put myself in a sucky position that is completely my fault but now I am not doing so great and the fact that people act like they know whats wrong exactly or that what I have been doing to fix said problem will magically fix it right away.
I WISH!  So this is my serious post that no one truly understands what others are going through and when I try to explain to others how SERIOUS the problem is they all dismiss it like it is easily solved.  It is not and this is why I tend to keep back info in this field sometimes because no one really listens.  Now I am done with my "emo whiny teenager post" sorry you had to read it.