this blog is not about this birdie.

this blog is not about this birdie.
this blog is not about this birdie

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Mormon Madness and major funnies

So back at school. Ye buddy. Feel my excitement. While I have been here I have had a tent building competition (the girls beat the boys FYI), made dutch oven desserts in the gardens (YEA BABEH) and practically thrown my stats book out the window of my apartment. BIG SURPRISE. HECK whenever I tell people I have to take stats for my major they are SHOCKED I have to take a math class for my major. YOU AND ME BOTH PEOPLE! I swear I think my professors just hate us. Thought they would give us a little extra brain work just for the heck of it. Another major laugh:someone yesterday told me that he always figured that people in my major were taught how to speak to deer. NEWSFLASH: we are taught how to speak to SQUIRRELS! Keep up man. Why do you think there are so many squirrels at state and national parks? geeeze One more thought before I go up to my stats class: are the men on campus in a secret chivalry competition? I think they are. Yesterday as I was walking out a building a dude literally GRABBED A DOOR OUT OF MY HAND to "hold it open for me". Don't get me wrong, it's nice and all but come on man, you can win the award in other ways than stealing a door from me. It is just rude. :P but good luck getting your secret trophy. Now it is time for stats. If i never blog again it is becuase I died from math over load. PEACE PARTY PEOPLE

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Camping ideas

So....I went camping for a week with the fam. It was actually quite fun. BUT while we were at crater lake here were some thoughts I had. Why is it that all national parks have the campsites soooooooo far away from the actual attraction? It's just WRONG. But THEN I realized that at crater lake...the sides are so steepif you DID camp on the side of the lake you would just be chillin and then suddenly "oh there goes ronnie off the side of the edge. His life was nice while it lasted." That would be TRAGIC. (tragicly funny) So I think everyone who camps up there should where harnesses at ALL TIMES! just walk around camp with a harness around you waist. It would be kinda hard to go to the bathroom and sleep though.... ALSO everyone would get tangled up with eachothers harness ropes! So it would be like "oh hey stranger. Nice to get stuck with you..AGAIN" And that gave me a GREAT IDEA! A CAMP FOR SINGLE PEOPLE! you get stuck with someone else when the ropes tangle and you get to know them! Genious right? I thought so but my dad thought if you kept getting stuck with someone you didn't get along with...they might just whip out a knife and cut your harness. One bad stumble and adios pal. So NOW it has evolved to a SINGLES SURVIOVR CAMP! yeah? I think it would be great. The whole goal could be working together with people and if you work well you are granted a knife to decide if you want to cut some one off. literally. (i mean obviously there would eb a net on the side of the cliff. deaths are just not okay) It brings a whole new meaning to the show survior! and the last two ppl remaining might actually like date or something if ya know...if the gender ratio works out that way. Aren't my mind fantasies just awesome? I thought I would share it with you another thing: MY BROTHER STOLE MY PILLOW IN HIS SLEEP WHILE WE WERE CAMPING! that is just rude. a pillow is sacred territory man. like seriously. You just don't take another person's pillow. the end. So now I am at school living with one of my favorite ppl EVER and my laptop is broken so I am posting this on a library computer. shhhhhhh! PEACE PEEPSIES! I gots dinner to make