killed with love...LITERALLY!

So first off I would like to say that my lovely room mate read my last post and she approves. HUZZAH! I can do a lil dance now! Except this couch is kindaaa comfy. SO just in my head. BUT she decided my blog should be called write down comedy! Bahahaha I like it. Almost as much as I like pillows.  But they provide a nice little cloud around my head while I dream about dragons and people trying to eat me (that legitamately was a dream of mine once...super weird).  So pillows win. For now.

Next order of business(bahahaha I feel like I am in some kind of student government meeting when I say that. Worst 4 years of my life): I had a birthday recently! I will let you wonder when it was. The mystery is always so intruiging. Just look at Nancy Drew.  People devour them bookies.  As for my age..let's say I am 99.  A very young 99. What can I say...I age magnificently. ;)  (the vaugeness is for my fans in russia and germany...that's just a lil too weird for me...)
but I had a birthday...YAY! Twas super fantastic.  Here are some highlights/my thoughts on the whole dealio.
1. A day where people are nice to me? FOR THE WIN! Although it made me kind of worried because people said they were laughing at my jokes because it was my birthday. PSHHH LIES! Atleast thats what I tell myself. hahahaha

2.HALF the items people were so kind as to give me we AVENGERS STUFF! And the other half were really girly like unicorn crayons and a fairy coloring book. I am such a mish mosh personality I wonder how I function. Must be a superb personality or SOMETHING

3. The one time a year you hear from certain people who post on your face book wall is your birthday. I mean a kid who I BARELY talked to in high school two years ago wishing me happy birthday? Awesome but kinda wierd. It just amkes me giggle that birthdays are the one acception to talk to that one person you didnt like or even would know what they looked like if not for fb. BIRTHDAYS the magical okay to say hi day.  BAHAHAHAHA. But for reals.

4. If you want to find out who the talented and horrendous singers are just say it's your birthday and they will most likely sing to you. go on...try it. it's a very interesting test and not at all fool proof. but the results should make you giggle :)

5.Room mates rock.  More than Duane the Rohnson. and that guy has some awesome muscles if i may say so ;)

6.  Sometimes people can kill something with love.  Literally.  I got SO MANY text messages with people wishing my happeh burfday that my phone overloaded and died.  I got a new phone today and it's like 5 years ago ghetto. I hate it.  So you totally can kill something with love.  I learned that. lol

7. it's so much more fun to say burfday instead of birthday.  Just be careful you don't accidentally spel barfday. because that is not a happy day..a very UNFORTUNATE day to be honest.

I want a cookie.  And to a horse pony to "ride" around town screaming "RIDE UM COWBOY!" and "FOR NARNIA AND FOR ASLAN!"  People would look at me funny but only because they would be jealous of my magnificent steed.  maybe if i break out my piggy bank i can even get cocconut halves and have someone behind me clickity clacking them to make hourse hoove noises. i would love that.

I woke up late today and dressed way less fancier than usual. Well the test has been done:was totally treated diffrently than when I am dressed all girly and actually comb my hair. I always wondered if I would be.  Interesting to know. hahahaha

Tests are stupid.

I love wind. I don't care whateveryone says it's like mother natures is surrounding me in a nice cool bubble while whipping my hair back and forth. But not at all like how Willow smith does it. Way cooler. Don't ask me how it's cooler. It just is.  Maybe because I am older than 15. hahahahaha

kay that's it. for now. stay cool. or warm.  I am going to get a snack and have a random dance party while my room mates are sleeping. I just outed myself. oops.

PEACE

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So today I went to some stand up of one of my favorite comedians: Bill Cosby.  Now what he talked about...that's for people who went there to know. HOWEVER I would like to share the experience if I may. (even if it's june. tee hee)
So I went by myself because I could only get a good seat if i bought one lonely ticket. Which was worth it don't get me wrong but surprise surprise...i was between two awkward couples.  And by awkward I just mean it's awkward for me because I get to sit next to them.  Now granted one of them I wasn't sitting directly next to.  There was a girl in between us who I happen to know but for some reason she acted like she did not know me.  However even if there was a human buffer...they were still in my line sight of the show because i had to turn my head to the side to look at the stage.  I swear the dude kept staring at me wondering why I was looking at him! Which is silly cuz his head was in the way of my sight!  However even if i was in awkard land I kind of want to say I TOLD YOU SO because no one believed me when I said i would probably end up between couples.  And I did.  Back rubbing couples.  Now that's just rubbing it in....literally. :D

Now after the show I had to make a pit stop before heading home (if ya know what I mean) and on my way there I over heard a guy who asked "So wait...Bill Cosby was the guy who did Fat Albert right?"  If I was not on a MISSION at the moment I was seriously tempted to stop and say "uh..why are you here again?" It just made me laugh that a guy didn't know.  And want to steal his ticket he just used so I would not be alone!

After said pit stop...I have decided that was the smartest decision EVER made because what was once busier than Disney land was as empty as..well most likely as empty as all of rexburg was DURING the show.  But it was so nice and empty I could skipity doo dah on home! Thank you mother nature for making that possible! but seriously.

so on to other news:
On friday a good friend of mine and I decided to walk to the park.  Little did we know that soon we would be sprinting through sprinklers with me screaming " FOR SPARTAAAAA!" I don't think that a girl in hot pink tights, blue shorts and a  neon shirt is all too intimidating...but who knows maybe I scared a few insects or something.

I woke up late this morning and threw on sandals forgetting that it had been super cold lately. To say the least my feet have gone on a vacation to Alaska this morning and it was not very pleasant.  I hope next time they end up in the Bahamas and maybe even take me with them.

So girl I have never talked to before passed me a note in one of my classes complementing my laugh.  I don't know why since it sounds like a cross between a bleating lamb and a quacking duck.  But for some reason my hybrid Dueep laugh is favored in her eyes.  I'LL TAKE IT!

I have decided that sandals are the equivalent of freedom.  I like freedom.  And naps.  And fruit.

So those are the latest stories I can think of that are not too shocking.  Have a fantastic Wednesday and don't get too sad like I just did because I almost said have a happy Thursday.  I wish it were Thursday.  PEACE PARTY OR NON PARTY PEEPS