killed with love...LITERALLY!

So first off I would like to say that my lovely room mate read my last post and she approves. HUZZAH! I can do a lil dance now! Except this couch is kindaaa comfy. SO just in my head. BUT she decided my blog should be called write down comedy! Bahahaha I like it. Almost as much as I like pillows.  But they provide a nice little cloud around my head while I dream about dragons and people trying to eat me (that legitamately was a dream of mine once...super weird).  So pillows win. For now.

Next order of business(bahahaha I feel like I am in some kind of student government meeting when I say that. Worst 4 years of my life): I had a birthday recently! I will let you wonder when it was. The mystery is always so intruiging. Just look at Nancy Drew.  People devour them bookies.  As for my age..let's say I am 99.  A very young 99. What can I say...I age magnificently. ;)  (the vaugeness is for my fans in russia and germany...that's just a lil too weird for me...)
but I had a birthday...YAY! Twas super fantastic.  Here are some highlights/my thoughts on the whole dealio.
1. A day where people are nice to me? FOR THE WIN! Although it made me kind of worried because people said they were laughing at my jokes because it was my birthday. PSHHH LIES! Atleast thats what I tell myself. hahahaha

2.HALF the items people were so kind as to give me we AVENGERS STUFF! And the other half were really girly like unicorn crayons and a fairy coloring book. I am such a mish mosh personality I wonder how I function. Must be a superb personality or SOMETHING

3. The one time a year you hear from certain people who post on your face book wall is your birthday. I mean a kid who I BARELY talked to in high school two years ago wishing me happy birthday? Awesome but kinda wierd. It just amkes me giggle that birthdays are the one acception to talk to that one person you didnt like or even would know what they looked like if not for fb. BIRTHDAYS the magical okay to say hi day.  BAHAHAHAHA. But for reals.

4. If you want to find out who the talented and horrendous singers are just say it's your birthday and they will most likely sing to you. go on...try it. it's a very interesting test and not at all fool proof. but the results should make you giggle :)

5.Room mates rock.  More than Duane the Rohnson. and that guy has some awesome muscles if i may say so ;)

6.  Sometimes people can kill something with love.  Literally.  I got SO MANY text messages with people wishing my happeh burfday that my phone overloaded and died.  I got a new phone today and it's like 5 years ago ghetto. I hate it.  So you totally can kill something with love.  I learned that. lol

7. it's so much more fun to say burfday instead of birthday.  Just be careful you don't accidentally spel barfday. because that is not a happy day..a very UNFORTUNATE day to be honest.

I want a cookie.  And to a horse pony to "ride" around town screaming "RIDE UM COWBOY!" and "FOR NARNIA AND FOR ASLAN!"  People would look at me funny but only because they would be jealous of my magnificent steed.  maybe if i break out my piggy bank i can even get cocconut halves and have someone behind me clickity clacking them to make hourse hoove noises. i would love that.

I woke up late today and dressed way less fancier than usual. Well the test has been done:was totally treated diffrently than when I am dressed all girly and actually comb my hair. I always wondered if I would be.  Interesting to know. hahahaha

Tests are stupid.

I love wind. I don't care whateveryone says it's like mother natures is surrounding me in a nice cool bubble while whipping my hair back and forth. But not at all like how Willow smith does it. Way cooler. Don't ask me how it's cooler. It just is.  Maybe because I am older than 15. hahahahaha

kay that's it. for now. stay cool. or warm.  I am going to get a snack and have a random dance party while my room mates are sleeping. I just outed myself. oops.

PEACE