Things overheard on campus/in my apartment

So hopefully this list will grow from the few i have right now:

• "There's a polynesian club? WHY HAVEN'T I JOINED YET!?" said by a white chick
• Kid looking at the army fitness class- "As they doing a an obstacle course" Dad- "yeah they are" kid-"LIKE ON WIPEOUT!?" (bahahaha this one still makes me laugh)
• "He proposed to her over the phone?" said by random chick i was walking past. PS: THIS GUY IS LAME! just sayin. 

So untill I have heard more interesting things on campus I will share SOME of the quotes from our quote wall.  And I will NOT tell you who said them.

• "I come from an exotic tribe that lives underground"
• "I know how to play that boy in my hands, without anything sexual in there"
• "I am popular in your room" said by a guy about our apartment
• "I always do these upside down!"
• "No YOU assume the position!"

So yeah: i have been meaning to post these for a while. ENJOY PEEPSIES