only me...

So guess what i did last week? I STARTED A FIRE IN MY APARTMENT!  now before you call the fireman to come and keep me away from fire for the rest of my life and hide all matches from my possesion you MIGHT want to hear what happened.

My apartment segments up dinner duty each week.  I always cook dinner for all three of us on wednesday.  So there I was making spaghetti(but with chicken instead of beef) and my noodles were too long to fit in the pan!
so there i was snapping the noodles in half right by my stove (which is electric by the way. we are not allowed to have open flames in our apartment) and little peices kept flying everywhere!
well JUST MY LUCK apparently one of the noodles flew under the pot right by the already hot burner.  Within five minutes a flame started up UNDER MY PAN!
Which if you think about it, that is completely IRONIC that i had a unwanted flame underneath my pot on a stove!  So there I was worried what to do about a flame that was starting to slowly get larger and I was constantly flickering my eyes to our fire extinguisher when it extinguished on its OWN! TALK ABOUT TAKING AWAY THE EXCITEMENT IN MY LIFE!  So that is the story of how i started a fire in my apartment.  Aren't I oh so reckless?


random note: in my English class we always have a "news" portion before our teacher starts well..teaching.  I am always soooooo tempted to raise my hand ans shout " I'M ENGAGED!" then i would get a bunch of congratulations and then yell " PSYCH!" hahahahahahahahaha! so tempting.  but i am afraid my whole class would jump me...

 this is what i spend my weekends doing :D

BE JEALOUSSSS

personality strengths!

so we had to take a personality quiz for my leisure class and I felt like sharing my "top five strengths".  Mainly becuase I felt like posting a blog but had no idea what to write.  SO I AM SHARING THIS!  Because I am cool like that

1. Capacity to love and be loved
2.Humor and playfulness
3. Kindness and generosity
4. Spirituality and faith
5. Origionality and creativity


TAH DAH! it's kind of spot on.  My number 6 strength was zest.  Which is a large part of me too.  Another intersting thing I have learned from that class is that laughter is supposed to aid with your digestion.  I feel cheated.  Because I laugh a lot.  One other thing: on average children laugh 400 times a day and adults laugh 14 times a day.  LETS CHANGE THAT AND LAUGH FIFTEEN TIMES A DAY! hahahahahaha. just kidding. or am I?  This is also proof i read my homework assignments.  Just sayin.  Now I am going to go sunbathe on the grass outside my apt.  Seriously.
PEACE

POETRY!

So I was writing poems for my mom and my sister for mothers day and my sister's birthday when I felt like looking at a old peom for inspiration and such.  I forgot I wrote this and it made me giggle.  ENJOY :)

ODE TO ROXANNE THE TRASH CAN

Oh You little black cube

Oh you storage unit of nasty things.

You look so shiny but smell so foul.

You gladly accept my empty banana peals and used tissues.

My love,

My joy, 

MY TRASH CAN.

It stores what no one wants,

The keeper of the unseen.

While she sits under my desk

she waits for more gifts.

My Roxanne the Trash Can