HALLOWEEN SUCKAS!

The last week of october WHAT!?
But seriously it is.  Which is sad because other than june, october is my favorite month of the YEAR!
WHY? well here are some reasons:

• Pumpkins are in season. and I LOVE pumpkin pie.
• Pumpkin carving which means I have PERMISSION TO GUT SOMETHING!  It is just so much fun! Just feel the oozing goodness through your fingers. DO IT
• Pumpkin carving which means I have permission to  cut through things! (kay maybe i always do but i have no real reason any other time)
• CANDY ON SALE! Quick lets all get a sugar over load at foam at the mouth! 
• Weirdos in costume for no reason just walkin around.  In fact yesterday i saw someone dressed up like a JEDI just walkin around campus.  I think he was supposed to be hans solo but the last time i was a star wars buff was when I was 7, so don't wuote me on THAT.  Harry potter trivia however, i will DOMINATE
• IT'S OKAY TO DRESS UP CRAZY! I love costumes. No joke.  If it was socially acceptable i would wear atleast one costume a week ALL YEAR.  I could have themed months! WHATTTT
• PARTIES! i love random parties, but sadly most people don't have random parties.  NOW THERE ARE ENOUGH PARTIES THAT I AM SO CONTENT! even if i have not been invited to ONE. i am SO POPULAR GUYS
• PERMISSION TO SCARE PEOPLE!  I dressed up like a zombie with this dude I know, and we just walked around our complexes scaring the CRAP out of people. YES!  Although i must say the girls freaked out WAY MORE THAN THE GUYS. surpised much? NOPE.  
• PEOPLE LOCKING THEIR DOORS ON ME!  No joke.  We scared one chick so much she locked her front door.  So much for neighborly love.  Cuz we re neighbors. thanks man.  You just broke my zombie heart.

Of course there are reasons to NOT like October.  But the list is shorter.

• scary movies.  Over rated much? who wants to watch movies about how every one dies and fake screams by actors who can't even act?  If i want to watch talentless actors I will watch the disney channel which i only do when I am baby sitting or REALLY bored
• some people may not like to be scared.  But come on it's SO MUCH FUN. seriously. last year at a haunted maze i had a grunting war with one of the people who was supposed to scare me he FAILED.  but the grunt wars was fun! on my side.  i think he was irritated i wasn't screaming like most girls do. TOO BAD SUCKA
• you don't like kids takin your candy. THAT I CAN UNDERSTAND! it's MAH CANDY! except i give it to them because they are so dang CUTE.  but i still get possesive over my sugar. just sayinn
• the party poopers who don't like halloween. they just ruin the scarin mood. seriously. every party has a pooper but i wish we hadnt invited you to THIS party. LAME FACES

SO ENJOY OCTOBER! and don't be an old grandma who hates halloween. I mean SERIOUSLY. just not cool. now i need to go scrub my face because my zombie blood stained my face and I now look sunburnt. be jealous.

PEACE HALLOWEEN FOLKS!!!!

                                BRAINS

Chicken or the egg kinda thing

I have an odd idea. Is the reason my life is so weird because I am such a unique person or am I a unique person because my life is so weird? It is a chicken or the egg thought. But seriously how many people do you know that was/has : born In a car My mom's water broke a week BEFORE I was born. she calims I was born thanks to a yoga video she did the day before my birth Broke both their legs on play ground equipment! My eyes are SO messed up that my eye doctor said glasses won't even help Parents suggested I marry a dead person My sister claims she wants to buy a private island so she can run around NAKED on it Has a phobia of bodies Once grabbed by a creepy old man while walking my dog at night NOT ALONE! (don't worry I screamed and he ran away) A sonic sneeze that has caused people to jump in the pews at church, professors to cringe away from me, and the guy who sits in front of me in leadership to no longer lean back in his chair. need I go on? Yeah that's my life. so i seriously which came first? Because it was a "profound" thought I had while walking home from class today. Profound me? But really.

back packing STAND UP? whAAAAAt?

Okay, So I am a recreation management major. and before you start thinking I am all about being outdoorsy and not showering. I am not. I mean i love the outdoors, but that is NOT why it is my major. HOWEVER, I DO have to take outdoors classes, icluding my class where we went backpacking this weekend to show our basic skills we have learned. Exciting right? ESPECIALLY since it snowed last weekend. Just fel the joy that was exuding out of me however:our weather was rather nice. It was just really cold the last morning. In fact I lost all feeling in my fingers for about 15 minutes. NBD.
list of things noteworthy on the trip:
-I was at the VERY back of the hike the entire first day. I don't mind being the caboose, but I always imagined a caboose to be...bigger.
-A girl in my class ripped her pants. WOAH MORE THAN I WANTED TO SEE (okay she was wearing spandex underneath...but STILL)
-My water bottle leaked on ALL my clothes on the first day. So i ended up wearing the same set of clothes for all three days. I just smelt like roses ;)
-My class decided I was crazy
-My class decided I was funny (I always like saying that because it makes me feel acomplished)
-apparently my life is really exciting? Because they seemed to think it was. And decided they need to meet my family. Whatevs if you want to drive me all the way to cali so we can both see the parentals I am up for it.
-my whole class has joined the train that i should become a comedian. YAY PRESSURE. like seriously. scarrrry
-the sole of my shoe came off in the mud on our day hike. So we duct taped it on to hike back to camp. luckily i brought another pair of shoes in case. WINNING! although having a duct tape shoe is kinda cool. only the front was duct taped so i felt like a flip flop, but not. twas weird
-I was asked how it is I became the way I am. complement or insult? still not sure...
-I made the mistake of telling my whole class i would love to one day become a comedian (not that it would ever happen but it WOULD be cool) so they made me do stand up for them last night. I HAD NOTHING PRE PREPARED. gee thanks guys. feelin the love. especially sinc eyou only laughed at half my jokes. and wouldnt beleive these stories actually happened in my life. because they did. but yes. i did campfire stand up. arn't i just CLASSY
-i made it home SAFE! hooray. life seriously. no rain. just numb fingers. not the most ideal trade up but whatevs.

SO BACKT O SCHOOL. gosh darn. what will i do. except homework. because i always have homework. and sleep. i love to sleep. a lot PEACE PARTY PEOPLE

thanks for complementing my shoes...

Okay so OBVIOUSLY I survived stats. Darn. the past week has been fun. I did a comedy show. And before the whole world goes " ROBYN DID STAND UP? IT'S ABOUT TIME!" I did NOT do stand up. So you can continue to nag me to do stand up because I still do not feel comfortable with that idea. No, i was in an improve comedy troupe. That was fun. Seriously. Although in our warm ups for the show one of my fellow people in the show had to list 7 bad pick up lines. One of them was "I like your shoes" ummmm....I GET THAT ONE A LOOOOOOT! I feel really cool right now. Way to go boys. Although I MUST say my shoes are prettttty awesome. I still think its so weird that so many guys pay attention to my shoes and complement my shoes. either way, I thought that was a funny fact. I realized yesterday, that although I am DEF NOT a hipster...by deffinition i guess I am. WHY? Becuase I have been wearing super hero tee shirts since like MIDDLE SCHOOL andi love bright colored shoes. And just bright colors in general. hey wait...GUESS WHAT IS POPULAR AS OF LATE! that's what the 3rd grader who made fun of me for wearing a super hero shirt because it's a "boys shirt" gets. TAKE THAT LITTLE GIRL! But seriously. She congratulated me when I wore a "girl shirt". This was two years ago and I am still bitter. I need help. I ate tons of candy over the weekend when we had a church broadcast party. it was awesome. it felt like halloween 4 weeks early. And for those of you who know i shouldnt eat too much sugar: I HAD HALF A CUCUMBER TOO! because you know half a cucumber will counterct everything else I ate...but hey it's a start right? ;) One lst thing: MY ONLY CLASS ON THURSDAY WAS CANCELLED THIS WEEK! I am so excited. I don't think i will get dressed till two. And while my room mates are gone (If I had bunny slippers) i would do kareoke in them while doing the electric sliiiide (if i could) talk about classic 80's movie right? yeah i thought so. BUT SERIOUSLY! It will be legit. I can actually sleep in PAST 8! YES! WINNING. Well peeps I would say I am about to go to sleep...but that would be a lie. I am however about to read some homework excperts and THEN go to bed. And then wake up at 6:30. I am SUPER healthy right? ;) Yeah I thought so. PEACE PARTY PEOPLE I do not like rain. the end