christmas time/me being...me

YAY IT'S CHRISTMAS SEASON! after weeks of scowling at people for blasting christmas music too early, and grudgingly singing christmas songs in class for opening hymns...IT IS FINALLY CHRISTMAS SEASON!

Faster than you can blast my "twisted christmas" CD with my personal fave: "the restroom door said gentlemen" our apartment has christmas decorations!  christmas lights strewn around the apartment, red and white ornaments, and silver garland. personally i feel like our apartment belongs in a target commercial. ITS RED, WHITE, AND SILVER ALL OVER! scary right? I think so! for reals.  We also drew snow flakes on our window. my room mates additions look great. mine...well lets say preschool students would be ashamed of me.  NEVER said i was good at art! just annoying banter ;)

my personal FAVE of our apt is our GHETTO mistletoe on our door. ghetto? how can it be ghetto?  BECAUSE IT'S A STICKY NOTE THAT SAYS MISTLETOE ON IT! in case you can't tell I find the idea hilarious. and yes i am sure you guessed it, it was MY idea. :)
Watch out fellahs, all the desperate girls on our floor might try to catch you in front of our door. ;) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. I even warned my room mates.  Considering as a joke I tried to kiss one of them on the cheek. too bad she moved and i only got her ear. lol. Personally I just want to see peoples reactions to our ghetto mistletoe. It funnnnney.

Other news :
I was directionally challenged getting out of bed the other day. I thought I was rolling OUT of bed and kept rolling into the wall. Like three times. I kept wondering why I couldnt get out.  I am super cool like that. Be jealous.

Our kitchen light is pretty broken. On ocassion it comes back. STROBE LIGHT IN THE COCINA! WOOT WOOT! party in hereee. or maybe we are just barbaric and like to cook in the dark? idk take your pic. either may be true. I am not saying which ;)

It is WARM in (almost) DECEMBER! at least for Idaho it is warm.  Dear hippies: if global warming does exist (which i still am inconclusive on deciding) for once I DO NOT mind the results. this is nice. I do not like being cold.

THE SEMESTER IS ALMOST OVER!
the all caps was out of joy and despair.  I have mixed feelings on this.

well that is the end of my random late night thoughts. have a fantastic night in yo beds.  I am headed there. :)

thankful thanksgiving

so last week was THANKSGIVING! last year i did a list of things i was thankful for over the thanksgiving break. it seemed to be a big hit so why not do it again?
OVER THE BREAK I BECAME THANKFUL FOR

• my ipod. because the kid sitting next to me in the car ride kept correcting my grammar. if i wasn't listening he would leave me alone
• my phone. because i was reallllllly bored on the car ride
• my doggie. she is def by far the one i got the most kissies from over the week ;)
• my cat. i am SO greatful she chose to wake me up with her forehead bumping mine.  who dosent want to be woken with forehead nudging in the morning? EVERYONE RIGHT
• I am thankful for umbrellas. because it was raining super hard at a run to feed the hungry i attended to watch three peeps who were important to me at the time. at the end they were all WET and i was DRY! add THAT to my list of why I DO NOT RUN!!!! :D
• I am thankful for sparkling cider. because i had a WHOLE bottle to myself at thanksgiving while the legal drinkers had wine. BAWS STATUS!
• I am thankful for my friends. even if they are over protective. WAY TOO PROTECTIVE
• I am thankful i could pillage my parents pantry before i left. i am now three boxes of mac ncheese, one box of brownie mix and two cans of soup richer. SAY WHATTT. you know you are jealous of my spoils. because everyone should be
• i am thankful for my sissy.
• I am thankful for mah FUNNEH BONE! and i dont mean the anatomical one\
• I am greatful for the casserole my mommy made me. I DIDNT HAVE TO COOK

so there are some things i was thankful for over the break. i dont think it was aaaaaaaas exciting as last years (i almost pressed the s button down more in as and then realized what that would say. GOOD THING I CAUGHT THAT) hope all you had a great thanksgiving!

PEACE PARTY PEEPS

Snow...

So It is Novemeber, which means it is going to snow! I just wish more people were aware of that.  My neighbor who lives above me and is a freshmen said :"Isn't it a little too early to snow?  Also, I wasn't expecting all this ice!" bahahaha that's what you get for thinking. :P
But snow has it pluses:

• I get to wear all my winter layers. AKA I stand out in the crowd with all my pink winter wear.  And people know it's me from a mile away.  Which makes me feel popular.  
• Our parking lot was completely COVERED IN ICE for a few days.  I WAS SLIDING ON IT LIKE I WAS ICE SKATING! which was fun
• I get to make all my crazy friends back in california who wished it snowed there jealous

Those are the only things I can think of because lets face it: I DO NOT LIKE SLIPPING ON MY WAY TO CLASS! Plus the snow hates me and even though i had my tongue out for like 3 minutes it REFUSED to land there! the tip of my nose however...that's a different story

One more thing: walking around in these freezing temps It looks like we are all smoking when we breathe.  Which I mean who knows maybe A closet smoker is taking this time to smoke in public without others noticing (unless they use their nose that is) but for the rest of us: WE NO SMOKIN! (unless you talkin bout our looks. cuz lets face it...all mormons are in that sense!)

IT JUST STARTED SNOWIN! I don't like cali, but times like this makes me miss it.

PEACE WARM PEEPS!

HALLOWEEN SUCKAS!

The last week of october WHAT!?
But seriously it is.  Which is sad because other than june, october is my favorite month of the YEAR!
WHY? well here are some reasons:

• Pumpkins are in season. and I LOVE pumpkin pie.
• Pumpkin carving which means I have PERMISSION TO GUT SOMETHING!  It is just so much fun! Just feel the oozing goodness through your fingers. DO IT
• Pumpkin carving which means I have permission to  cut through things! (kay maybe i always do but i have no real reason any other time)
• CANDY ON SALE! Quick lets all get a sugar over load at foam at the mouth! 
• Weirdos in costume for no reason just walkin around.  In fact yesterday i saw someone dressed up like a JEDI just walkin around campus.  I think he was supposed to be hans solo but the last time i was a star wars buff was when I was 7, so don't wuote me on THAT.  Harry potter trivia however, i will DOMINATE
• IT'S OKAY TO DRESS UP CRAZY! I love costumes. No joke.  If it was socially acceptable i would wear atleast one costume a week ALL YEAR.  I could have themed months! WHATTTT
• PARTIES! i love random parties, but sadly most people don't have random parties.  NOW THERE ARE ENOUGH PARTIES THAT I AM SO CONTENT! even if i have not been invited to ONE. i am SO POPULAR GUYS
• PERMISSION TO SCARE PEOPLE!  I dressed up like a zombie with this dude I know, and we just walked around our complexes scaring the CRAP out of people. YES!  Although i must say the girls freaked out WAY MORE THAN THE GUYS. surpised much? NOPE.  
• PEOPLE LOCKING THEIR DOORS ON ME!  No joke.  We scared one chick so much she locked her front door.  So much for neighborly love.  Cuz we re neighbors. thanks man.  You just broke my zombie heart.

Of course there are reasons to NOT like October.  But the list is shorter.

• scary movies.  Over rated much? who wants to watch movies about how every one dies and fake screams by actors who can't even act?  If i want to watch talentless actors I will watch the disney channel which i only do when I am baby sitting or REALLY bored
• some people may not like to be scared.  But come on it's SO MUCH FUN. seriously. last year at a haunted maze i had a grunting war with one of the people who was supposed to scare me he FAILED.  but the grunt wars was fun! on my side.  i think he was irritated i wasn't screaming like most girls do. TOO BAD SUCKA
• you don't like kids takin your candy. THAT I CAN UNDERSTAND! it's MAH CANDY! except i give it to them because they are so dang CUTE.  but i still get possesive over my sugar. just sayinn
• the party poopers who don't like halloween. they just ruin the scarin mood. seriously. every party has a pooper but i wish we hadnt invited you to THIS party. LAME FACES

SO ENJOY OCTOBER! and don't be an old grandma who hates halloween. I mean SERIOUSLY. just not cool. now i need to go scrub my face because my zombie blood stained my face and I now look sunburnt. be jealous.

PEACE HALLOWEEN FOLKS!!!!

                                BRAINS

Chicken or the egg kinda thing

I have an odd idea. Is the reason my life is so weird because I am such a unique person or am I a unique person because my life is so weird? It is a chicken or the egg thought. But seriously how many people do you know that was/has : born In a car My mom's water broke a week BEFORE I was born. she calims I was born thanks to a yoga video she did the day before my birth Broke both their legs on play ground equipment! My eyes are SO messed up that my eye doctor said glasses won't even help Parents suggested I marry a dead person My sister claims she wants to buy a private island so she can run around NAKED on it Has a phobia of bodies Once grabbed by a creepy old man while walking my dog at night NOT ALONE! (don't worry I screamed and he ran away) A sonic sneeze that has caused people to jump in the pews at church, professors to cringe away from me, and the guy who sits in front of me in leadership to no longer lean back in his chair. need I go on? Yeah that's my life. so i seriously which came first? Because it was a "profound" thought I had while walking home from class today. Profound me? But really.

back packing STAND UP? whAAAAAt?

Okay, So I am a recreation management major. and before you start thinking I am all about being outdoorsy and not showering. I am not. I mean i love the outdoors, but that is NOT why it is my major. HOWEVER, I DO have to take outdoors classes, icluding my class where we went backpacking this weekend to show our basic skills we have learned. Exciting right? ESPECIALLY since it snowed last weekend. Just fel the joy that was exuding out of me however:our weather was rather nice. It was just really cold the last morning. In fact I lost all feeling in my fingers for about 15 minutes. NBD.
list of things noteworthy on the trip:
-I was at the VERY back of the hike the entire first day. I don't mind being the caboose, but I always imagined a caboose to be...bigger.
-A girl in my class ripped her pants. WOAH MORE THAN I WANTED TO SEE (okay she was wearing spandex underneath...but STILL)
-My water bottle leaked on ALL my clothes on the first day. So i ended up wearing the same set of clothes for all three days. I just smelt like roses ;)
-My class decided I was crazy
-My class decided I was funny (I always like saying that because it makes me feel acomplished)
-apparently my life is really exciting? Because they seemed to think it was. And decided they need to meet my family. Whatevs if you want to drive me all the way to cali so we can both see the parentals I am up for it.
-my whole class has joined the train that i should become a comedian. YAY PRESSURE. like seriously. scarrrry
-the sole of my shoe came off in the mud on our day hike. So we duct taped it on to hike back to camp. luckily i brought another pair of shoes in case. WINNING! although having a duct tape shoe is kinda cool. only the front was duct taped so i felt like a flip flop, but not. twas weird
-I was asked how it is I became the way I am. complement or insult? still not sure...
-I made the mistake of telling my whole class i would love to one day become a comedian (not that it would ever happen but it WOULD be cool) so they made me do stand up for them last night. I HAD NOTHING PRE PREPARED. gee thanks guys. feelin the love. especially sinc eyou only laughed at half my jokes. and wouldnt beleive these stories actually happened in my life. because they did. but yes. i did campfire stand up. arn't i just CLASSY
-i made it home SAFE! hooray. life seriously. no rain. just numb fingers. not the most ideal trade up but whatevs.

SO BACKT O SCHOOL. gosh darn. what will i do. except homework. because i always have homework. and sleep. i love to sleep. a lot PEACE PARTY PEOPLE

thanks for complementing my shoes...

Okay so OBVIOUSLY I survived stats. Darn. the past week has been fun. I did a comedy show. And before the whole world goes " ROBYN DID STAND UP? IT'S ABOUT TIME!" I did NOT do stand up. So you can continue to nag me to do stand up because I still do not feel comfortable with that idea. No, i was in an improve comedy troupe. That was fun. Seriously. Although in our warm ups for the show one of my fellow people in the show had to list 7 bad pick up lines. One of them was "I like your shoes" ummmm....I GET THAT ONE A LOOOOOOT! I feel really cool right now. Way to go boys. Although I MUST say my shoes are prettttty awesome. I still think its so weird that so many guys pay attention to my shoes and complement my shoes. either way, I thought that was a funny fact. I realized yesterday, that although I am DEF NOT a hipster...by deffinition i guess I am. WHY? Becuase I have been wearing super hero tee shirts since like MIDDLE SCHOOL andi love bright colored shoes. And just bright colors in general. hey wait...GUESS WHAT IS POPULAR AS OF LATE! that's what the 3rd grader who made fun of me for wearing a super hero shirt because it's a "boys shirt" gets. TAKE THAT LITTLE GIRL! But seriously. She congratulated me when I wore a "girl shirt". This was two years ago and I am still bitter. I need help. I ate tons of candy over the weekend when we had a church broadcast party. it was awesome. it felt like halloween 4 weeks early. And for those of you who know i shouldnt eat too much sugar: I HAD HALF A CUCUMBER TOO! because you know half a cucumber will counterct everything else I ate...but hey it's a start right? ;) One lst thing: MY ONLY CLASS ON THURSDAY WAS CANCELLED THIS WEEK! I am so excited. I don't think i will get dressed till two. And while my room mates are gone (If I had bunny slippers) i would do kareoke in them while doing the electric sliiiide (if i could) talk about classic 80's movie right? yeah i thought so. BUT SERIOUSLY! It will be legit. I can actually sleep in PAST 8! YES! WINNING. Well peeps I would say I am about to go to sleep...but that would be a lie. I am however about to read some homework excperts and THEN go to bed. And then wake up at 6:30. I am SUPER healthy right? ;) Yeah I thought so. PEACE PARTY PEOPLE I do not like rain. the end