I have been on mars! shhhhhh it's a secret!

Okay, so I have not posted in FIVE MONTHS! Yeah, I am as lame as snails are without their shells. Life has just...been busy.  Feel free to stick your tongue out at the computer screen right now. I wouldn't blame ya! HOWEVER: most likely no one has even noticed my blog's absence. That's okay too. I will just cry in private. Like SUPER private, aka inside my heart.

SO I will just give a summary of some of the last few months and the Robyn take. :P

I met an awesome person who does crazy things with me! YAY we can break out of the insane assylum together! and no..it's not a man. I am as hans solo as ever.

I learned what it's like to have cows blocking your way on a path...IT'S SUPER ANNOYING! My friends and I were hiking late at night and like 15 lady cows were just chillin on the path. After making very loud MOOOOOO-ve noise they begrudgingly moved off the path. While giving us a look as stanky as the manure we kept tip toeing over.

I played minute to win it and one of the games you had to shake ping pong balls out of a box tied around your waist and hanging off your BOOTAY! can I just say: I KNOW HOW TO SHAKE WHAT MAH MOMMA GAVE ME! they were outta there in three seconds! If that aint serious jumping and shake-shake-shake-shake a shake it power I dunno what it is!

I finally realized why I love to stick my hands in my back pockets! I CAN SAY I GRABBED BOOTAY THAT DAY! no one needs to know it was mine I grabbed....

the avengers...WAS AWESOME! I was practically drooling the entire movie! I mean guys in tights..every girls dream! COME ON! But in all honesty..I LOVED IT!

Me and one of the most amazing ladies on this earth blew off steam by driving up into the sierras, dumping soda out of a cup and replacing it with snow and then driving home.  which is ironic if you think about it because we were blowing off steam by colecting one of the least steamy things possible: SNOW

I have revisited my love of blanket forts. I may be twice the size of the normal type of people who make them (children) BUT WHO GIVES A CRUD MONKEY! I am child at heart! plus having a blanket fort take over my living room gives me giddy joy that makes me wanna dance

I was at a dance and some random dude came up to me and was all "you have good dance moves. can I have your number?" BUWAHAHAHAHA! First of all: I LOVE to dance but I have TERRIBLE moves and second of all: I gave it to him and he never called me. Darn.

I am back at school! YAY! sorta. bahaha! at least it is void of ice now So i won't be falling on my tooshee for a while.

I accidentally sat on my banana. AND I STILL ATE IT! you know you wish you were as cool as me.

OUR BATHROOM VENT STARTED LEAKING! So folks, the fact that we have had barely any rain this year, it's okay my bathroom has you covered because it was RAINING IN THERE!

Some random girl who is apparently in a class with me came up to me and said she loves my comments in class and that I am super funny. so to the random girl i would like to say THANK YOU!


That is all for now. I want peaches. They sound delish.  Enjoy your hump day. or as I call it: CAMEL DAY! they have humps.
PEACE PEEPSIESSSS

christmas and new years..woot woot

So I went out of the country for the first time since i was 3 over Christmas!
Here are some of the conclusions I have made over my travels:

• Passport pictures are like driver's licenses. they are normally awkward and ugly.  At least in my passport pic I don't look like an axe murderer.  Because I do in my driver's license picture.
• The Caribbean is very warm in December.  I think I might build a raft and live there for the rest of my life.  However, I don't think that would work considering we cam across a raft full of cubans just mindin their own beezness and we had the odacity to try and rescue them.  how dare our ship try to rescue them right?
• People always look at you funny when You announce you have a peeling sunburn in January.  
• Apparently telling the people in third worl countries you are honestly are broke still does not deter them from trying to sell you anything from rocks the dresses. dag nabbit.  Although I can't really blame them.

Those are some of my observations about other countries.  Not very exciting I am afraid.  I am however VERY excited that it is a new year! Why? Because it is an even numbered year! All odd numbers except for the number five or multiples of five just IRK me.  Don't ask me why.  they just do.  So that excites me SO MUCH!

I also am glad to be home for a lil bit and to be near my animals.  The only problem is my cat feels the need to stick her rear end in MYFACE!  I mean at first she was laying on my chest, which was uncomfortable but bear able but then she felt the need to stand and center herself.  With her hid quarters facin the money maker!  No matter how many times I would try to repostition her legs she likes to keep them right infront of my face.  As much as I love the attention...she touches the litter box with that end!  NO THANK YOU!  KEEP YOU KITTY REAR TO YOUR LITTER BOX! hahahaha lol.

Beyond that, it's n ice to be home.  Usually when I am home I have NO social life because no one ever makes time for me.  So far that has not been a problem.  I am waiting to see how long it is before reality kicks in.  Oh and I am back at worky work! The only problem is I can not remember what I named half the stuff a YEAR ago. 

that is the end of my late night writings for today. have a fantastic night and go hug some body right NOW. Hugs make the world go round.

christmas time/me being...me

YAY IT'S CHRISTMAS SEASON! after weeks of scowling at people for blasting christmas music too early, and grudgingly singing christmas songs in class for opening hymns...IT IS FINALLY CHRISTMAS SEASON!

Faster than you can blast my "twisted christmas" CD with my personal fave: "the restroom door said gentlemen" our apartment has christmas decorations!  christmas lights strewn around the apartment, red and white ornaments, and silver garland. personally i feel like our apartment belongs in a target commercial. ITS RED, WHITE, AND SILVER ALL OVER! scary right? I think so! for reals.  We also drew snow flakes on our window. my room mates additions look great. mine...well lets say preschool students would be ashamed of me.  NEVER said i was good at art! just annoying banter ;)

my personal FAVE of our apt is our GHETTO mistletoe on our door. ghetto? how can it be ghetto?  BECAUSE IT'S A STICKY NOTE THAT SAYS MISTLETOE ON IT! in case you can't tell I find the idea hilarious. and yes i am sure you guessed it, it was MY idea. :)
Watch out fellahs, all the desperate girls on our floor might try to catch you in front of our door. ;) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. I even warned my room mates.  Considering as a joke I tried to kiss one of them on the cheek. too bad she moved and i only got her ear. lol. Personally I just want to see peoples reactions to our ghetto mistletoe. It funnnnney.

Other news :
I was directionally challenged getting out of bed the other day. I thought I was rolling OUT of bed and kept rolling into the wall. Like three times. I kept wondering why I couldnt get out.  I am super cool like that. Be jealous.

Our kitchen light is pretty broken. On ocassion it comes back. STROBE LIGHT IN THE COCINA! WOOT WOOT! party in hereee. or maybe we are just barbaric and like to cook in the dark? idk take your pic. either may be true. I am not saying which ;)

It is WARM in (almost) DECEMBER! at least for Idaho it is warm.  Dear hippies: if global warming does exist (which i still am inconclusive on deciding) for once I DO NOT mind the results. this is nice. I do not like being cold.

THE SEMESTER IS ALMOST OVER!
the all caps was out of joy and despair.  I have mixed feelings on this.

well that is the end of my random late night thoughts. have a fantastic night in yo beds.  I am headed there. :)

thankful thanksgiving

so last week was THANKSGIVING! last year i did a list of things i was thankful for over the thanksgiving break. it seemed to be a big hit so why not do it again?
OVER THE BREAK I BECAME THANKFUL FOR

• my ipod. because the kid sitting next to me in the car ride kept correcting my grammar. if i wasn't listening he would leave me alone
• my phone. because i was reallllllly bored on the car ride
• my doggie. she is def by far the one i got the most kissies from over the week ;)
• my cat. i am SO greatful she chose to wake me up with her forehead bumping mine.  who dosent want to be woken with forehead nudging in the morning? EVERYONE RIGHT
• I am thankful for umbrellas. because it was raining super hard at a run to feed the hungry i attended to watch three peeps who were important to me at the time. at the end they were all WET and i was DRY! add THAT to my list of why I DO NOT RUN!!!! :D
• I am thankful for sparkling cider. because i had a WHOLE bottle to myself at thanksgiving while the legal drinkers had wine. BAWS STATUS!
• I am thankful for my friends. even if they are over protective. WAY TOO PROTECTIVE
• I am thankful i could pillage my parents pantry before i left. i am now three boxes of mac ncheese, one box of brownie mix and two cans of soup richer. SAY WHATTT. you know you are jealous of my spoils. because everyone should be
• i am thankful for my sissy.
• I am thankful for mah FUNNEH BONE! and i dont mean the anatomical one\
• I am greatful for the casserole my mommy made me. I DIDNT HAVE TO COOK

so there are some things i was thankful for over the break. i dont think it was aaaaaaaas exciting as last years (i almost pressed the s button down more in as and then realized what that would say. GOOD THING I CAUGHT THAT) hope all you had a great thanksgiving!

PEACE PARTY PEEPS

Snow...

So It is Novemeber, which means it is going to snow! I just wish more people were aware of that.  My neighbor who lives above me and is a freshmen said :"Isn't it a little too early to snow?  Also, I wasn't expecting all this ice!" bahahaha that's what you get for thinking. :P
But snow has it pluses:

• I get to wear all my winter layers. AKA I stand out in the crowd with all my pink winter wear.  And people know it's me from a mile away.  Which makes me feel popular.  
• Our parking lot was completely COVERED IN ICE for a few days.  I WAS SLIDING ON IT LIKE I WAS ICE SKATING! which was fun
• I get to make all my crazy friends back in california who wished it snowed there jealous

Those are the only things I can think of because lets face it: I DO NOT LIKE SLIPPING ON MY WAY TO CLASS! Plus the snow hates me and even though i had my tongue out for like 3 minutes it REFUSED to land there! the tip of my nose however...that's a different story

One more thing: walking around in these freezing temps It looks like we are all smoking when we breathe.  Which I mean who knows maybe A closet smoker is taking this time to smoke in public without others noticing (unless they use their nose that is) but for the rest of us: WE NO SMOKIN! (unless you talkin bout our looks. cuz lets face it...all mormons are in that sense!)

IT JUST STARTED SNOWIN! I don't like cali, but times like this makes me miss it.

PEACE WARM PEEPS!

HALLOWEEN SUCKAS!

The last week of october WHAT!?
But seriously it is.  Which is sad because other than june, october is my favorite month of the YEAR!
WHY? well here are some reasons:

• Pumpkins are in season. and I LOVE pumpkin pie.
• Pumpkin carving which means I have PERMISSION TO GUT SOMETHING!  It is just so much fun! Just feel the oozing goodness through your fingers. DO IT
• Pumpkin carving which means I have permission to  cut through things! (kay maybe i always do but i have no real reason any other time)
• CANDY ON SALE! Quick lets all get a sugar over load at foam at the mouth! 
• Weirdos in costume for no reason just walkin around.  In fact yesterday i saw someone dressed up like a JEDI just walkin around campus.  I think he was supposed to be hans solo but the last time i was a star wars buff was when I was 7, so don't wuote me on THAT.  Harry potter trivia however, i will DOMINATE
• IT'S OKAY TO DRESS UP CRAZY! I love costumes. No joke.  If it was socially acceptable i would wear atleast one costume a week ALL YEAR.  I could have themed months! WHATTTT
• PARTIES! i love random parties, but sadly most people don't have random parties.  NOW THERE ARE ENOUGH PARTIES THAT I AM SO CONTENT! even if i have not been invited to ONE. i am SO POPULAR GUYS
• PERMISSION TO SCARE PEOPLE!  I dressed up like a zombie with this dude I know, and we just walked around our complexes scaring the CRAP out of people. YES!  Although i must say the girls freaked out WAY MORE THAN THE GUYS. surpised much? NOPE.  
• PEOPLE LOCKING THEIR DOORS ON ME!  No joke.  We scared one chick so much she locked her front door.  So much for neighborly love.  Cuz we re neighbors. thanks man.  You just broke my zombie heart.

Of course there are reasons to NOT like October.  But the list is shorter.

• scary movies.  Over rated much? who wants to watch movies about how every one dies and fake screams by actors who can't even act?  If i want to watch talentless actors I will watch the disney channel which i only do when I am baby sitting or REALLY bored
• some people may not like to be scared.  But come on it's SO MUCH FUN. seriously. last year at a haunted maze i had a grunting war with one of the people who was supposed to scare me he FAILED.  but the grunt wars was fun! on my side.  i think he was irritated i wasn't screaming like most girls do. TOO BAD SUCKA
• you don't like kids takin your candy. THAT I CAN UNDERSTAND! it's MAH CANDY! except i give it to them because they are so dang CUTE.  but i still get possesive over my sugar. just sayinn
• the party poopers who don't like halloween. they just ruin the scarin mood. seriously. every party has a pooper but i wish we hadnt invited you to THIS party. LAME FACES

SO ENJOY OCTOBER! and don't be an old grandma who hates halloween. I mean SERIOUSLY. just not cool. now i need to go scrub my face because my zombie blood stained my face and I now look sunburnt. be jealous.

PEACE HALLOWEEN FOLKS!!!!

                                BRAINS

Chicken or the egg kinda thing

I have an odd idea. Is the reason my life is so weird because I am such a unique person or am I a unique person because my life is so weird? It is a chicken or the egg thought. But seriously how many people do you know that was/has : born In a car My mom's water broke a week BEFORE I was born. she calims I was born thanks to a yoga video she did the day before my birth Broke both their legs on play ground equipment! My eyes are SO messed up that my eye doctor said glasses won't even help Parents suggested I marry a dead person My sister claims she wants to buy a private island so she can run around NAKED on it Has a phobia of bodies Once grabbed by a creepy old man while walking my dog at night NOT ALONE! (don't worry I screamed and he ran away) A sonic sneeze that has caused people to jump in the pews at church, professors to cringe away from me, and the guy who sits in front of me in leadership to no longer lean back in his chair. need I go on? Yeah that's my life. so i seriously which came first? Because it was a "profound" thought I had while walking home from class today. Profound me? But really.