this blog is not about this birdie.

this blog is not about this birdie.
this blog is not about this birdie

Thursday, August 25, 2011

summer...

So...it has been a while. sorry :( oooops so here are some tidbits I feel like sharing

1. So on our car ride home I told my parents that my room mate's grandparents own a steak farm...they won't ever let me forget that and the image they get of someone planting steaks in the ground...

2.Someone I know told me my face book status' always seem so real. that made me smile.  And it suddenly made sense why someone I only kind of knew kept liking my status'.

3.A random guy at a church thing complemented my white calves. not only is that weird but I feel awkward that some dude is looking at my legs.

4. I sneezed so loud at one point it sounded like a bomb.  And the whole chapel jumped in their seats. ooops. And yes rocklin 6th ward the sneezer was ME. I confess :)

5.Having no job while being home has made me very bored..so bored I enjoyed weeding the garden. I think something is wrong with me.  I also thoroughly enjoyed washing my car yesterday...

6.My brother and I have decided that there must be toilet bandits running Amuck in town..because someone confronted me about a toilet they found on their lawn? WEIRD.  I must wonder where the toilet came from?  So there must be toilet bandits coming at stealing toilets straight out of your house! hopefully someone isn't on them when it happens...nasteh

7. I got 2nd degree burns on my thumb from making mac and cheese while baby sitting...mean while the kids I was baby sitting were still demanding for lunch.  Fun stuff

8. My mom who I INHERITED my stark white skin from has decided my skin is too white for me to go out in public...so to get her to stop riding me i got this weird skin lotion that gradually makes your skin look tan that she claimed worked?  all I got from THAT was the left side of my right calf looking orange. thanks mom.  I preferred my vampire look.  It helps me to match...snow ;)

so that is my summer :) enjoy the sun, ignore the crazy blond chick going insane with nothing to do and PEACE

2 comments:

  1. You crack me up kid! And don't listen to mom about white skin, cause she is just as white! Sorry you turned orange

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  2. actually she is tanner than me...
    and yay I am glad i made you chuckle!

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